Mr. Badger Beard

Mr. Badger Beard

by | Feb 19, 2017 | Whimsical, Writing

Mr. Badger Beard There’s a badger that grows upon my face. He fancies himself a beard. He starts out scratchy and softens up, but still feels itchy and weird. The part that grows underneath my nose likes to steal sips from my drink He laps it up and laughs at me...